Muffin Crusaders Gifts

Knights of the Coffee Table

'Not that sort of body building program!'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

A dog at the bakery.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Dogs and Cake

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

"They represent the candy cane guild."

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

Baking

"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

"Miss Preen, I taste coconut. Did we perform due diligence on this muffin?"