Muffin Crusaders Pillows

Knights of the Coffee Table

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

A dog at the bakery.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Dogs and Cake

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

Baking

Piñata attack

I was eating my muffin and drinking my latte when I noticed the tv on your wall is only 1080p resolution. That's right. So you admit it! Your tv is not an 8k UHD television! And yet your sign outside says "good eats and state of the art tech inside." That's false advertising. I might be willing to forgo the class action lawsuit and settle out of court. I'd settle for a 1080p tv. Get out.

"They represent the candy cane guild."

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

"Miss Preen, I taste coconut. Did we perform due diligence on this muffin?"