Muffin Maker Pillows

Little chef.

Tartine

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Snowman throws ball at window and breaks it.

Knights of the Coffee Table

'I've been making popcorn for 63 years and I've never once gotten sick of the taste of it... no wait, I just did.'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

Icing the Wedding Cake

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

Baking

Social Distancing at the Coffin Makers

"Miss Preen, I taste coconut. Did we perform due diligence on this muffin?"

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"Meet your maker Sat 11-12"

Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case