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Little chef.

Tartine

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Mock Fight At The Bakery

Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of ai

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Knights of the Coffee Table

'I've been making popcorn for 63 years and I've never once gotten sick of the taste of it... no wait, I just did.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

Snowman throws ball at window and breaks it.

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

Baking

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

I was eating my muffin and drinking my latte when I noticed the tv on your wall is only 1080p resolution. That's right. So you admit it! Your tv is not an 8k UHD television! And yet your sign outside says "good eats and state of the art tech inside." That's false advertising. I might be willing to forgo the class action lawsuit and settle out of court. I'd settle for a 1080p tv. Get out.

Social Distancing at the Coffin Makers

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

Icing the Wedding Cake

"Miss Preen, I taste coconut. Did we perform due diligence on this muffin?"

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

After you finish picking the poppies for opium, don't forget to save some seeds for my lemon muffins.

"Meet your maker Sat 11-12"

Bakery. I'm trying to lose weight by eating carrot bran muffins. Ah, the fiber-optic diet!

'You can bet your boots there'd be a fair old rumpus if I went around nicking muffins from two-day-old bread shops!'