Muffin Fan Pillows

Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case

'You can bet your boots there'd be a fair old rumpus if I went around nicking muffins from two-day-old bread shops!'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Little chef.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

TV Chef Cooking Range

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

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'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

A cleaner in a cinema

"You'll have to excuse your father. He's a victim of a deepfake campaign."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'