Muffin Meower Pillows

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Little chef.

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Cats

Mock Fight At The Bakery

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Evolution of the Cat.

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

What if cats talked dirty...

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

"Boy, the cats sure are meowing today."

"We should get a cat."

"Well yes, I admit it, I ate Young Master's homework, but in my defence, it was his "Food Technology" homework: savoury muffins..."

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.

"Are you all right?"