Muffin Fan Gifts

Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case

'You can bet your boots there'd be a fair old rumpus if I went around nicking muffins from two-day-old bread shops!'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Little chef.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

TV Chef Cooking Range

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'

Pumpkin blowing out birthday candles: 'Make a wish.'

A cleaner in a cinema