Coffin Maker Pillows

"No, I don't want to take a bloody survey!"

"Meet your maker Sat 11-12"

"Let's send a thank-you letter to all the vaccine deniers. We should allow them discounts."

Trump takes care of future-proof jobs!

Social Distancing at the Coffin Makers

Tartine

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Little chef.

Cheese Pile

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

Pig Cheese

Ice cream makers.

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

The Pie Chart of Mystery

'The three little pigs go camping'

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

'I've been making popcorn for 63 years and I've never once gotten sick of the taste of it... no wait, I just did.'

'I've got a memo here from the Big Cheese...'

"I scream!" "You scream!" "We all scream for..." "Salt!!"

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

Canadian Cheese Producers Attack Imports