Coffin Maker Pillows

"No, I don't want to take a bloody survey!"

"Meet your maker Sat 11-12"

"Let's send a thank-you letter to all the vaccine deniers. We should allow them discounts."

Trump takes care of future-proof jobs!

Social Distancing at the Coffin Makers

Tartine

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Little chef.

Cheese Pile

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Pig Cheese

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

Ice cream makers.

The Pie Chart of Mystery

'The three little pigs go camping'

Swiss Cheese Factory. Did you get the job? Yes --- I finally found an employer who's impressed by all the holes in my resume!

Rudy, gas prices are rising again. I bet somehow this is bad news for me. I suppose you're wondering how that affects the caf

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

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