Morning Snackers Gifts

"Breakfast is ready!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Full English Breakfast.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Cereal Tasting.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Bedside Manna.

Munch Master.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'I woke up in February, and couldn't get back to sleep, so I got up, killed and ate a moose.'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"Where's the Danish?"

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

'Good morning, breakfast.'

'You were up four times last night.'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

Diet Enforcer

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

"Late night snack? No, I...I was just checking expiration dates, dear!"

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."