Morning Snack Enthusiast Gifts

"Where's the Danish?"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Now here's a place I like!'

Love is when you watch television together.

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Non-Power Breakfast

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Toast: the high energy food

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."