Morning Snack Enthusiast Mugs

"Where's the Danish?"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Non-Power Breakfast

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

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