Mediterranean Muncher Prints

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"Cemetery Pie"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

Why can't we go vegetarian, mom? It's not so easy. You're letting the giant forces of agribusiness run your life! Mo-om! Dad and I are starving! Where's the beef? It's the smaller forces of agri-vation that give me problems.

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'