Marine Munchers Prints

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"They're sound bites."

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

Man eating 'after work mints'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"