Mediterranean Muncher T-Shirts

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Cemetery Pie"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

Tarot Cards for Chickens

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'