Cereal Muncher Prints

'Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

The Directors Gut.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Aliens watch the earth explode

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"I go soggy in the bath."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

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Babies who Lunch.