Mint Muncher Prints

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

Man eating 'after work mints'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"They're sound bites."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"Now you've told everyone how importatn you are, would you like an upgrade to first class and a complimentary foot massage?"

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."