Lettuce Muncher Prints

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'What are you eating now?'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Alphabet soup

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Hydroponic Gardening

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Lettuce referendum: "I voted romaine."

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

Anatomy of a Salad

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

"I hereby declare that from now on, every food must be served in a lettuce cup."

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

Rocket Lettuce.

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

Man eating 'after work mints'

Afloat, only 20% of iceberg lettuce is visible.

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'