Calorie-conscious Muncher T-Shirts

'I don't mind pigging out as long as it's not on empty calories.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What are you eating now?'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

"Always eat your broccoli."

GMOs

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

Healthy Chocolate Co.

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Apple Tree Dispenser