Calorie Conscious T-Shirts

Dress your loved ones in humor! Our calorie-conscious t-shirts showcase fun phrases and playful graphics that celebrate healthy habits with a witty edge.

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'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?' mockup

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

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"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."

"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy." mockup

"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."

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'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'

'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.' mockup

'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'

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Slimming Club: Sweets Detector.

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"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

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"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea." mockup

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

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'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.' mockup

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

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'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.' mockup

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

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Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid. mockup

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

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"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!" mockup

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

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The big pause

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"And what would you like to regret later?"

"And what would you like to regret later?" mockup

"And what would you like to regret later?"

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'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!' mockup

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

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Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

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'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.' mockup

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

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"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters" mockup

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

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'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.' mockup

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

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"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience." mockup

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

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"She thinks I think it's real latte, but I know decaf when I taste it."

"She thinks I think it's real latte, but I know decaf when I taste it." mockup

"She thinks I think it's real latte, but I know decaf when I taste it."

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GMOs

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'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.' mockup

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

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Healthy Chocolate Co.

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'I'll have the food scare of the day.' mockup

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

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'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!' mockup

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

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"That reminds me, your Dentist called." mockup

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

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"Is this house gluten-free?"

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New beef chart.

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Healthy Eating Fast

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'These are Trans-Fat free, right?' mockup

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

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"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

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'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.' mockup

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

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'The 'senior special' was two eggs, bacon, ham, cheese, hash browns and buttered toast for only $1.99. However, the two cholesterol lowering pills, I had to take, were four dollars each.'

'The 'senior special' was two eggs, bacon, ham, cheese, hash browns and buttered toast for only $1.99. However, the two cholesterol lowering pills, I had to take, were four dollars each.'

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"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!" mockup

"Here's your 'Senior Citizen Sunrise Special', Sir. And, NO! You can't have any salt!"

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"I love kids but my doctor says they're bad for my cholesterol."

"I love kids but my doctor says they're bad for my cholesterol." mockup

"I love kids but my doctor says they're bad for my cholesterol."

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Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.' mockup

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

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Calorie Conscious T-Shirts Collection

Calorie Conscious Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for calorie-conscious friends and family, featuring witty messages and clever designs that make healthy sipping fun.

Calorie Conscious Pillows

Soft, funny pillows await those who appreciate comfy decor with a playful twist on healthy living.

Calorie Conscious Prints

Decorate with inspiring and humorous prints that celebrate calorie-conscious living and add personality to any space.