Casual Collector T-Shirts

'I'm looking for my husband. Which floor are the nudes on?'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Letter Collecting Nerd

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Wino Appreciation Group

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'Is it urgent?'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Over-reaction Man.

"Ah, sweatpants."

Ignorance and Bliss

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Diversity...

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

'We DO have a dress code up here, you know!'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

'Opps!'

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

'Well, it looks benign.'

Avocadodo

"I'm Crusoe and this is my assistant, Dress Down Friday."

"Hey, tomorrow we could leaf through our passports!"

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

"Roger and I are just sitting around, letting ourselves be targetted by advertisers."

Photos millennials post vs. photos Gen Z kids post

'I had a cough at the time.'

What's the big deal about dress-down Fridays?