Informal Living T-Shirts

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

No Immediate Danger

City Marathon.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

The Streets - Night

Packed like sardines

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Mr Metrosexual.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"They’re real."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."