Informal Living T-Shirts

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

No Immediate Danger

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

City Marathon.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Packed like sardines

The Streets - Night

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Mr Metrosexual.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Is Driving Doomed?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"They’re real."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference