Casual Dining T-Shirts

'Baseball isn't a religion Eddie.'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

"We offer casual fine dining...so your pan-seared squabs with foie gras will be served in a bucket."

"Are you projecting an unrealistic body image on me again?"

'What kind of...'

He knew one sure way to get a table without a reservation.

Chip shop blonde.

Little did George realize, he was about to experience a seasoning ending injury.

'One fried chicken -one cheese omelet.'

'Don't expect anything special

"Fresh pepper?"

'It would never work out, Harry -- I'm wine and cheese, and you're beer and pretzels.'

'More chips, Dale?' - 'Sure. . . I can't stop eating 'em!'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I did follow my bliss. It wandered around in circles and then ended up at an Arby's in Hoboken."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."