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Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Fresh pepper?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

"What fly?"

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"Chicken on a bend of spinach and onions?"

"Guac-A-Mole"

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"You need a hobby."

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

'What kind of...'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'