Casual Dining Advocate T-Shirts

"This smart home doesn't come with a formal dining room. It has an informal dining room, so it will call you by your first names instead of using Mr. or Mrs."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Fresh pepper?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"You need a hobby."

'What kind of...'

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'