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'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Fresh pepper?"

'Who gets the decaf?'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

Choice hellhole

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"The usual."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'