Dining Out Guru T-Shirts

Discover playful t-shirts for those who love to indulge in dining out. These witty shirts let them wear their passion for restaurant hopping with pride.

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'Good choice of wine...there's a 400 per cent mark up on it.'

'Good choice of wine...there's a 400 per cent mark up on it.' mockup

'Good choice of wine...there's a 400 per cent mark up on it.'

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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Come dine with me!

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"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn." mockup

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?" mockup

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

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Counting ribs

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"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media." mockup

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

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'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.' mockup

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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'A cheeky red?'

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.' mockup

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?" mockup

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

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'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....' mockup

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

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"Will you have a Sphinx?"

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"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

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"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'." mockup

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

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Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?' mockup

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

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'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?' mockup

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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Today's special... donuts.

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"Rump roast?"

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'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.' mockup

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

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"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?" mockup

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

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