Casual Dining Gifts

'Baseball isn't a religion Eddie.'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

"We offer casual fine dining...so your pan-seared squabs with foie gras will be served in a bucket."

"Are you projecting an unrealistic body image on me again?"

'What kind of...'

He knew one sure way to get a table without a reservation.

Chip shop blonde.

Little did George realize, he was about to experience a seasoning ending injury.

'We're very on-the-hoof, of the moment kind of people - would it be possible to dine off Styrofoam?'

'Any way I could play through?'

'One fried chicken -one cheese omelet.'

'Don't expect anything special

"Fresh pepper?"

'It would never work out, Harry -- I'm wine and cheese, and you're beer and pretzels.'

'More chips, Dale?' - 'Sure. . . I can't stop eating 'em!'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I did follow my bliss. It wandered around in circles and then ended up at an Arby's in Hoboken."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.