Lifestyle Critics Gifts

I reckon a laundromat's a good place to pick up a woman. I don't agree. A woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be afford to keep you.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"You are still here."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"I hate this time of year."

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Goodnight Social Media.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Renaissance Zone

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

"In my day we had trimphones."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"A lifetime of illicit substance abuse, chain-smoking, excessive alcohol consumption and eating nothing but crap . . . and you have the nerve to tell me I'm dying of 'natural causes!'"

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

Obesity: Mechanical & Biological.

Marriage a la Mode - Breakfast scene.

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."

'This appliance will replace that other appliance which replaced all those original appliances.'

'This is the life - false friends, artificial stimulation,vicarious sex...'

Nathan is a strict vegetatetarian.

'I live in quiet desperation - it was either that or Tunbridge Wells.'