Lifestyle Critics T-Shirts

I reckon a laundromat's a good place to pick up a woman. I don't agree. A woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be afford to keep you.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"You are still here."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"I hate this time of year."

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Goodnight Social Media.

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Renaissance Zone

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

"A lifetime of illicit substance abuse, chain-smoking, excessive alcohol consumption and eating nothing but crap . . . and you have the nerve to tell me I'm dying of 'natural causes!'"

"In my day we had trimphones."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

Obesity: Mechanical & Biological.

Marriage a la Mode - Breakfast scene.

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

"No, he hasn't lost weight. It's the size he expects to be in next year."

Lager drinker and a vegetarian eating together.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

American 'Idle'.

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."

Nathan is a strict vegetatetarian.

'This is the life - false friends, artificial stimulation,vicarious sex...'

'This appliance will replace that other appliance which replaced all those original appliances.'