Casual Lifestyle Critic Prints

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"You are still here."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Goodnight Social Media.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Renaissance Zone

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'I'm making pot pie.'

'I had to report it. Based on your lifestyle, your heart attack was premeditated.'

"I hope this isn't meant to be a criticism of our current life style."

Obesity: Mechanical & Biological.

Retirement

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."

"Please excuse Steve...he hates pretentiousness!"

Working from Home

'This appliance will replace that other appliance which replaced all those original appliances.'

"Olympics? It's the first I've heard of the Olympics being on."

'This is the life - false friends, artificial stimulation,vicarious sex...'

"I try to be royal without being regal."

'No, Johnny, it's 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' - not 'an app a day.''

"My feet aren't gross. They simply show 'honest wear'".