Casual Fashion Critics Pillows

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Sunbathing in the park

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

Inactive wear store.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"