Cozy Clothing Critic Pillows

"Ugh, winter clothes already?"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

The Last Sweatpants

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'You'll grow into it!'

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Gay Couple

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Bunny Slippers

Snuggie of Turin

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

Style Consultant

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

"Inspected by #16."

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.

'forget men. I can't even find clothes I want to go out with more than once.'

'All statement-making is up to you!'

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."

'That sweater would fit you better if you would diet.' 'Okay, what colour should I dye it?'

'Another jumper Dear?'