Cozy Clothing Critic Prints

"Ugh, winter clothes already?"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

The Last Sweatpants

'You'll grow into it!'

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"Ah, sweatpants."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Gay Couple

Bunny Slippers

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Snuggie of Turin

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Style Consultant

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

"Inspected by #16."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

Shrink Resistant Shirts. That means they shrink but they don't want to.

Zoo. The idea to dress the animals in clothes in not working out well. The leopard refuses to try anything new. A leopard will never change its spots. Ironically, the penguins are most uncomfortable on casual Friday. Penguins like their formal wear. If I get a button off line when dressing the girafde, I'll be behind schedule all day. Worst of all, zebras has a horrible fashion sense. Yikes! Stripes with plaids!

"I'm staying in my nightie until 1997."

'forget men. I can't even find clothes I want to go out with more than once.'

'All statement-making is up to you!'

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."

'That sweater would fit you better if you would diet.' 'Okay, what colour should I dye it?'