Winter Fashion Critic T-Shirts

Academia in Winter

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Canada Goose Jackets

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Lion in Winter

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

It's my summer robe.

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

Style Consultant

"Sorry. Full."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."