Winter Fashion Guru T-Shirts

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Oi to the world!

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'How does this one feel?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Academia in Winter

"It's a midriff warmer."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

"Sorry. Full."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

Sub-Zero Gravity

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.