Winter Fashion Guru T-Shirts

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Canada Goose Jackets

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Oi to the world!

'How does this one feel?'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Academia in Winter

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"If I get too warm, I can always take a couple of layers off."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

"Sorry. Full."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"If your facial expression would normally convey sarcasm, blink twice."