Portion Size Critic Pillows

"Did in everyone! There's enough for us all to share!"

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

All-Day Breakfast

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"They should have quit after deep dish."

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Go large or go home!

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

The Dinner Builiding

'You are what you eat!'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'The food is disgusting.' 'And such small portions.'

'The 'Junior-Executive Lunch' comes with a larger dessert!'