Portion Control Enthusiast Pillows

Add comfort and a fun reminder to your loved one's living space with our portion control pillows. These cozy accents feature witty messages that celebrate balanced eating in a charming way.

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'I'll pay double for half as much.' mockup

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

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"No more, thank you. I'm cutting back on my portions since I pulled a muscle while lifting my fork."

"No more, thank you. I'm cutting back on my portions since I pulled a muscle while lifting my fork." mockup

"No more, thank you. I'm cutting back on my portions since I pulled a muscle while lifting my fork."

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"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!" mockup

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

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'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.' mockup

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

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I always practice portion control. 3 portions of this diet entree is about right for me.

I always practice portion control. 3 portions of this diet entree is about right for me. mockup

I always practice portion control. 3 portions of this diet entree is about right for me.

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'I'd like all the fat that was removed from my meal put in a bag for my doggy.'

'I'd like all the fat that was removed from my meal put in a bag for my doggy.' mockup

'I'd like all the fat that was removed from my meal put in a bag for my doggy.'

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Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them! mockup

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

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"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat." mockup

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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All-Day Breakfast

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch. mockup

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

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"They should have quit after deep dish."

"They should have quit after deep dish." mockup

"They should have quit after deep dish."

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"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

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"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags." mockup

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

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Yes, I Want Fries With That.

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'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.' mockup

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

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I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick. mockup

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

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"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control." mockup

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

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Go large or go home!

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"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar." mockup

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

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"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive." mockup

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

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"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?" mockup

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

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Portion control in the Old West

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"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score mockup

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

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"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?" mockup

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

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'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.' mockup

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

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Diet Food...& lots of it

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"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb." mockup

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

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Portions of a thin and fat man.

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'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.' mockup

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

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'You are what you eat!'

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'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.' mockup

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

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Portion Control Enthusiast Pillows Collection

Portion Control Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for portion control enthusiasts and find the perfect humorous or motivational designs to start your day right.

Portion Control Enthusiast Prints

Browse our inspiring prints to celebrate your commitment to mindful eating with funny, motivational artwork that decorates your space beautifully.

Portion Control Enthusiast T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt collection designed for portion control fans — stylish, comfortable, and filled with witty messages to inspire mindful eating.