Portion Control Pillows

Diet Food...& lots of it

'I'd like all the fat that was removed from my meal put in a bag for my doggy.'

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

I told you we should have split a meal.

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

Go large or go home!

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

Portion control in the Old West

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'You are what you eat!'

Portions of a thin and fat man.