Portion Control Pillows

Diet Food...& lots of it

'I'd like all the fat that was removed from my meal put in a bag for my doggy.'

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

Go large or go home!

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

Portion control in the Old West

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'You are what you eat!'

Portions of a thin and fat man.

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'Our diets are based on out unique 'portion management system'. Basically we ship your portions to Albuquerque so you can't get at them!'

'The 'Junior-Executive Lunch' comes with a larger dessert!'