Fashionista Critic Pillows

"I'm sorry...to work at Abbercrummy & Fetch, you must have an 'All-American' look."

'You were right about the wide ties and the cuffs, Randall, but the coonskin cap will nerver come back.'

Whenever I feel pretty good my husband takes care of that phobia. 'Bell bottoms are being with it. I'm with it!'

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

The height of fashion in 1796

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

The Style of Elements

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

The Ascent of Woman

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

A women in a shoeshop.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"