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"I'm sorry...to work at Abbercrummy & Fetch, you must have an 'All-American' look."

'You were right about the wide ties and the cuffs, Randall, but the coonskin cap will nerver come back.'

Whenever I feel pretty good my husband takes care of that phobia. 'Bell bottoms are being with it. I'm with it!'

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Cocktails on the verandah.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The adoration of the gels.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

The height of fashion in 1796

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Bad hair day!

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

The Style of Elements

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

The Ascent of Woman

A women in a shoeshop.