Fashion Watchdog Prints

Burkini Controversy

The Style of Elements

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

High Pants/Low Pants.

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"

Hipster Police Department

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

One Dollar, One Vote

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

How to recognize a German tourist...

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

Stay at home

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

The Moth Menace.