Clothing Catastrophe Chaser Pillows

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

Joseph and his coat

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Skinhead guppy.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Lady Gaga

Thong World.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

One size fits all

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."