Fashion Disaster Enthusiasts Pillows

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

Ape.

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

'Shame on you, son! You can't go around looking like that!'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"Fenton, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling."

Bean Boots

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

'I told you that stilettos were dangerous!'

'You must be the new girl.'

"Today I'm so tired! There was an earthquake during my shift."

'HA-HA!!'