Fashion Disaster Movie Lover Pillows

"Your wife asked me to come by and get your wardrobe."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

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'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Hospital gown pageant.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"I got my hair straightened..."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"We're going to be late."

Highlights

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."