Fashion Disaster Movie Lover Gifts

"Your wife asked me to come by and get your wardrobe."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

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On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

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'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"I got my hair straightened..."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"I love your hat. One question: How did you put it on?"

No one realized it, but the stage was being set for the greatest sea disaster of all time.

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