Fashionable Disaster Survivor Pillows

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Waiting for Pants

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Rogue elephant

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Wallpapering 4

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

"Feng Shwoops!"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

Home Improvement Section...

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

"Forgive the hole in the wall. I'm having new furniture delivered."

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

Manicurist wanted by shipwrecked man

Hmm... p'haps it wasn't such a good idea to hang those pictures up...

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"