Catastrophe Couture Lover Gifts

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

Melania Trump

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

Anna Wintour

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

"Granted it's not fire or the wheel. I'm just hoping to create a little fashion buzz."

"Hygge for the end of the world"

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"It'll be right there, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my grocery outfit."

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'

If This Had Been an Actual Emergency

'You must be the new girl.'

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

'HA-HA!!'