Catastrophe Couture Lover Mugs

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

Melania Trump

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'Can he call you back? He's in the middle of his morning catastrophe briefing.'

"Hygge for the end of the world"

"Granted it's not fire or the wheel. I'm just hoping to create a little fashion buzz."

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

"It'll be right there, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my grocery outfit."

'You must be the new girl.'

'HA-HA!!'

Ladies Day