Clothing Mishap Comedian Pillows

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Building Books.

Unsuitable clothing.

A Not So Grand Slam.

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

Cotton candy

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

"Well done!"

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

Mobile library.

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

Speed laws enforced by gawkers at accidents.

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"Please don't be on backwards."

"Now it's broken."

'My trousers have holes in them.'

'HA-HA!!'

'And this is you in '83, right after 'Flashdance' came out.'