Fashion Misadventures Pillows

It was eleven o'clock before he realized he'd worn his wife's pants to work.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

The Bland Leading the Bland

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Building Books.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You might consider new socks as well."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"That's not 'smart casual'."

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Dad."

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"You'tll scare people to death dressed like that." "What people?" "Well, me for starters!"

The Burger and the Whopper.

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'